Thursday, September 11, 2008

the truth about women

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



So - if you give her crap, you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle...

2 comments:

~ andre said...

not so true when it comes to money... it's inversely proportionate already in this case...

Anonymous said...

yeah .. a man once said his wife made him a millionaire, but b4 he met her he was a multi-millionaire...