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neat ways to use your mobile

dumbest crooks in history?

do these people work with you?

i cannot respond to emails today

I can't respond to any emails today ... something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing...

only in the movies

Neat stuff that we missed in the movies...


what? Oh, I remember now, Adidas was founded in 1635...


Hey Samurai Warrior, what time is it?


Hey dude! Put your finger on the trigger now!


Trojan War? Check. Jet in the sky? Check.


Costumes?...Bows?...Arrows?...Cellphone?...Action!

how to save the airlines

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers. What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right – a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

smart blonde

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a Great chest you have!'

He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'

He takes off his pants and the blonde says,'What massive calves you have!'

The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'

latest engrish signs

China is definitely ready for the Olympic tourists....


compact but not very smooth...


oohh.. wonder what dorks taste like?


i thought that meat tasted strange...


if there's one thing we don't need help with...


no break dancing!


time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds...


i guess alcoholics have to sit with the animals...


look up and down the isle twice before proceeding...


much tastier than the grown up variety...


it would be once you start chewing on it...


mother gets her anus done every week...do they do anal bleaching?


I won't tickle this one...


now we know what duck sauce is...


a separate entrance for Ho's, why didn't I think of that...


sounds better than canned water doesn't it?


you ain't gonna find it there...


go over there to die please. thank you...


which is one step up from just lovely...


but taste like cat...



what ever you do, don't blench & reach...


here crippie, take my seat...


great with flied lice...